Did you know that when people braid their hair it begins to function like a tail? When they are happy it will wag vigorously, and when they are sad it will hang limp. When they are confused, it will twitch oddly, and when they are annoyed, the tip of the braid will quietly flick from side to side. When they sense danger, it will point straight up it the air, and if they have to flee for their life, it will stick straight out behind them, to help maintain their balance as they run. True fact!
Did you know that marshmallows are bald Peeps? True fact!
Did you know that cows are just ugly horses? True fact!
Did you know that new galaxies are only formed on the Fourth of July? They are caused by irresponsible handling of fireworks. If a firework is sent too high into the sky, it eventually leaves the atmosphere altogether and explodes in space, forming a brand new galaxy. True fact!
Did you know that Gatorade is made of melted Popsicles? True fact!
Did you know that dubstep music happened completely by accident? A dancing robot had an athsma attack on stage, and the audience thought it was singing and demanded an album. True fact!
Did you know that Elmo and Grover are actually the same Muppet? Whenever Elmo gets cold he turns blue, his nose swells up, becoming enormous and pink, and his voice gets all gravelly. True fact!
Did you know that Donuts are obese Cheerios? True fact!
Did you know that corn husks are a corn cob's clothing? The next time you think about husking an ear of corn, just think about how embarrassing that is for them. True fact!
Did you know that Medusa did not really have snakes for hair? She didn't turn people to stone either. She just had a really ugly hat and if anyone made fun it, she dunked them in cement. True fact!
Did you know that toes were originally named foot fingers? True fact!
Did you know that Grass Skirts were invented as an alternative to the rather uncomfortable Poison Ivy Pants? True fact!
Did you know that Orange Juice was once called Blue Juice? They decided to change the name because it made no sense. True fact!
Did you know that dragons were actually just dinosaurs with heartburn and really bad breath? True fact!
Did you know that clowns are invertebrates? How else do you think they cram that many into one tiny car? True fact!
Did you know that kangaroo rats are not really midget kangaroos? They're actually just mice on pogo sticks. True fact!
Did you know that zippers are made by evil practitioners of black magic? No one else has any idea how those things work. True fact!
Did you know that pineapples are the most vicious, volatile, and violent vegetable? True fact!
Did you know that the Howling Horror-Beast of Halifax is humorously harmless? True fact!
Did you know that exorcisms are an easy Do-It-Yourself project? Since ghosts are comprised mainly of water vapor and an old bedsheet with two holes cut in it, all you have to do is pull the bedsheet off, and the rest of the ghost will float away into the sky. There it becomes a cloud and begins to precipitate, causing Dianthus flowers to grow. This process is known as Rein-Carnation. True fact!
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