I have totally neglected my blog this year. Between getting a new job, and working on my podcasts and other projects, I just have kind of forgotten to post much of anything. But for some reason today I felt like making a post, and I still had a backlog of Out of Context Quotes, so I decided to just do it.
And of course, as usual, full disclosure: Most of these are from me and my cousins. We say weird things. Like a lot, apparently.
"It's like a hairy stick."
"It looks like a sloth riding a camel."
"It pays to be discriminating with pickles."
"I like quietness. And soft surfaces."
"I keep trying to do these romantic, rat's nest hair-dos."
"He drank some mud water over there."
"I remember a lot of sleeve sniffing."
"He used to love his leopard print jingle Mousie."
"That's a war cry? What? That's pathetic!"
"It could be a llama girdle."
"My alpaca has a magical shark belt."
"The breakfast of weird champions."
"You have beautiful toes."
"Mmmmmmm, flesh. Your favorite."
"I don't normally lick my fins."
"Why do I suddenly want a picture of myself as a duck?"
"Most kids are sad little pickle haters."
"I'm a bubble snob."
"She's the one with the chickpea shampoo."
"I think I'm just smelling my skin."
If you like reading these Out of Context posts as much as I like making them, you can find the entire collection HERE.
