Did you know that there is a reason that a flock of crows is called a murder? A very dark and sinister reason. #Truefact
Did you know that the almost totally top favorite best girl scout cookie flavor is corned beef? It's way better than those nasty mint ones. #Truefact
Did you know that cumin is made from finely ground antelope toenails? Bet you didn't even know antelopes HAD toenails! Well they do! #Truefact
Did you know that the character Pikachu, an electric, rodent-like creature from the Pokémon game franchise, was a based on a real animal? Satoshi Tajiri, the creator of the game, was inspired when he saw a genetically altered rabbit eat a toaster. #Truefact
Did you know that last year a little robot just fell over? Like, for no reason! Just, THUMP! #Truefact
Did you know that socks who lose their mates frequently turn to drinking to ease their pain? I one time found a whole bunch of mismatched socks passed out around an empty bottle of Tide. It was so sad. #Truefact
Did you know that those creepy dancing wind puppets outside of used car dealerships are actually demon-ghosts from the 16th dimension? They only materialize in areas full of the purest evil imaginable. They used to appear outside of law firms as well, until lawyers started sprinkling holy water around their offices. #Truefact
Did you know that cupcakes are easily traumatized? You would be too if you were that delicious. #Truefact
Did you know that in 1876 a city in Tennessee was built entirely out of biscuits? It was named Cletusville, after it's designer. Sadly, Cletusville was decimated during the great sparrow migration of 1877, and everyone realized how stupid Cletus really was. #Truefact
Did you know that in 1981 the Pillsbury Dough boy was arrested for public nudity? The charges were eventually dropped when his lawyer successfully argued that the Dough Boy's body didn't have any even remotely arrest worthy parts, but the judge still ordered him to wear pants. However, to this day, he still parades around naked as the day he was baked. Since that ruling, court records have gone missing, and the judge in the case gained about 57 pounds. Interns say that his office frequently reeks of cinnamon, and it is widely speculated that the dough boy has been bribing him with baked goods for the last 35 years. #Truefact
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