If I Were a Troll... The 6th and Final

Well, I think this is the end. I just ended my "U Spel bad" series, and today's "If I were a Troll" will also be the last. I haven't added anything to either of these posts in over two months, and I've kind of gotten bored with them. Sometime in the future I might bring them back, but for now, this will be the last "If I Were a Troll" post.

like how lisen that every day

Like how stupid you every day.


u should eat heathy

Is Heathy a nickname for someone? If so, you're sick.


*COUGH*COUGH*negative side effects of marajana, people........

Is one of the side effects bad spelling and sentence structure?


just child steped up to you and had a Tshort with Jessie how's it?;)

I'm sorry, what?


Maybe you should to follow back to don't have lost followers?

It's like it's trying to communicate, I just know it!


Foooping awesome chester ! this all song is so good in music and lyrics aspects ´)

I hope you're old enough to be drinking like that...


one more time and it sgonan be the yellow blob i swear im gonna

Yeah, you just do that... Whatever that is...


2 pranker awesome love it oh and I was lafing the hole time

I'd be ashamed for you, but I rather doubt you'd even understand why.


this must be the most stupid argue i've ever been a part of.

Yup, it's the most stupid argue I've ever seen!


Just a pope dream right now.

Really? What does he dream about? Wearing the Papal Tiara every day? Many smooches from hot nuns? Tricking out the Pope-mobile with spinning rims, flame-shooting tail pipes, and a giant spoiler?


And with that, we come to the end of an era. And it's a pretty good way to go out. I was pretty proud of that pope one. :) I'll have a special new "True facts!" for you tomorrow!

If I Were a Troll... 5

that is rally good

But your spelling isn't.


DO YOU KNOW THAT CHRISTIANITY IS CORRECT? THE WORLD AROUND US REVEALS THAT GOD DOES EXIST, AND THE HISTORICAL EVIDENCE REVEALS THAT JESUS CHRIST REALLY DID COME TO THIS EARTH AND THERE IS OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE THAT HE PHYSCALLY ROSE FROM THE DEAD.
JESUS IS COMING AGAIN AND THE SIGNS OF THE END TIMES THAT WERE FORETOLD IN THE BIBLE ARE COMMING TO PASS, AND THAT ISLAM IS THE ANTICHRIST SYSTEM!

Did you know that typing religious comments in all caps, in the comments sections of random videos that have absolutely nothing to do with your message, makes everyone automatically believe everything you say? Yay! Everyone believes you now!


loosers. try vacation to wilderness without food. f those loosers. they got nothing.

If you're going to call someone a loser, make sure your writing skills don't paint you as one first.


dis songs iz da siikest

Your writing is the sickest. Literally.


wow i love indian i love it ...... gread ^^

Ookaaaaay... *Backs away slowly*


You shoudl open a taco bell on France!!

And you shoudln't be allowed near a computer without supervision.


Come. To Australi

No.


Yeah I gor laid out Lot

Did you sustain some kind of a head injury?


then when here mom went to get the spoon she gone try to hurry up and stuff it in here mouth im weak

It's okay, don't be afraid. The men in white coats are here to help you!


...nup this is discusting.

Yes, yes it is.


PLEASE STOP! she is a very talented young lady wen it comees to pefroming and wat has she ever done to u so plz stop or i will report u

I'm pretty sure you're just embarrassing whoever you're trying to defend.


I want have Isabella's too !!!

I want you have intelligence !!!


how gigabyte is your iPhone?

How pudding-pop is your brain?


I topest this eighv my nose - I tiped this with my nose

Wow. Your parents must be SOOOOOOO proud of you. Like, they're probably weeping with unabated joy at how clever their little genius is.


WHAAT OH MYOGJSGH FAVORITKE PEOPRL EVEVER

Oh no! Are you having an aneurism? Stay calm! I'll find you some help!
*Leaves* *Never comes back*


repulicans soo beter tahn democraits!!!

Yup. That about sums politics up right there.


i watche you body lauguage

Ooookaaaayy..... I'll just be over there...
*Runs* *Calls police*


Did a dinosaur teach him his education?

Um, did one teach you yours?


drinks the lake of watt tear

Yeah... You go do that...


Now I know you feel ok and my feelings 97 to 2000 am very happy you have a problem i do fixed alone when you are not with me am so scared people and 2002 you get started hospital am not going anywhere 24h with you anytime 2003 you got the long way am forwarding you I see doing am crying go to the bar get me kids for schools you come back am asking you we have bad bad bad did it all the time of the most am zipped zipped be used I no wanted new man and I love you so much and me kids way to go 200

Does anyone know any neurologists? I think my brain just broke, and I'm not sure that it is repairable.

If I Were a Troll... 4

youll nevr understnad

Not if you keep writing like that I won't.


lol u sound illiterate there is not justification for ur theory !

I'm sorry, but "U R" the "1" who sounds illiterate.


such a waste of good inviroment

Well, it looks like someone was absent the day that God was handing out brains.


nothin cuz u r quite bad making food

Really? Well, I'm sorry to say, but you are quite bad at making sentences.


would u guys mind to subscribe me i make great content that wont have u regret

Too late. You already have me regretting reading everything you wrote here.


why does pery have a lot of hiding place

You. Because of you. I'd have a lot of hiding place too if you were around.


Haha love iy pd I am on my brothers account

Well, if you wanted people to think he was a complete moron, then you failed, because we all know it was you now.


Suks

Your spelling, and your ability to put together a full sentence? Yes. Yes it does.


lol laugh out loud  lop laugh out poop

Wow. You're just a bundle of intelligence, wit, and wisdom aren't you?


all songs best it is naver conjugated thx

I'm sure there's help available for you somewhere. You just need to be willing to admit that you have problems.


Wawww,,veryyyyyy besttttt,,music

Wawww,,veryyyyyy worsttttt,,writing


I like thes vedio

I'm sure you do. *Pats head patronizingly* I'm sure you do.


stupid bcuz of the subtitiles are in the way?.

I'd suggest getting subtitles for yourself, but I'm not sure that stupidity is a translatable language.


thank you super celection & good scence

I'll try to take that as a complement, but I really have no idea what you just said.


That's wisny me haha

What?


amazing nicely forever listening song never forget able.

What?


What is this for an bow ?

What?


Hard work k lei dad deta hon ......Manana

What?


Tere brain super .....tere upar scince ke practal jarur kiye jaye mujko naye khoj karne tere upar

What?


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That's what you get for eating those mushrooms.

If I Were a Troll... 3

Sometimes I feel like being a troll. But since I would never actually troll people, I get it out of my system here.

is my creaatibe seawing ok to lob to my draft *winks* oh and my spealllling

Good. Gravy. Are you mixing medications again?


just bare with him

Um... No.


sinkholes are always mancaused. they always come from some kind of contruction or deterioration of the ground

I have a tiny piece of friendly advice for you: Look up sinkholes before commenting like an ignoramus...


hello program for the computer to delete and re-installed it, but the option in the game is not doing the game to scroll to the emergence of what should I do wonder please help.

I'm sorry, but I believe you may be beyond help. Your best bet is to find yourself a good mental care facility that can adequately attend to a person in your condition.


it was just the dummerest thing i could think of at the moment.

Really? The word "Dummerest" is the dummerest thing I can think of at this moment.


Why spell check tell me tounge spelt wrong?!

Hmmmm... I don't know... This is quite a mystery... Perhaps it's because YOU SPELLED IT WRONG!


your voice awesome your stuffs change evertying

If your voice is anything like your typing, it is most decidedly NOT awesome.


you should do a cooking channel, so you tech us how to cook

You don't need to learn how to cook, you need to learn how to spell and construct proper sentences.


oh no he change ugly

Oh no! You change stupid!


I tink Blujay should sooooo be on ta list

And I 'tink' you need some help.


Ripple for a boy is also a unique name. My baby is due in Dec. and we have decided on Ripple Journey.

Poor Ripple. You'd better stock up now on wedgie rash cream. And start him early on techniques for holding his breath during swirlies.


.LOL My opps!

Yeah, your opps is right. Your whole sentence is one big opps.


This looks like an kid tv sow well baby tv show

This looks like an kid comment, well, baby comment.


HEY AMERICANS,EXSIST IN USA NORMAL,GOOD,HUMAN MAN.THIS MAN WANT ARMED SYRIAN OPOSITION.ONE DAY ALL THINKS RETURN LIKE BUMERANG IN USA.USA NEED SOCIALIST REVOLUTION

Ooookaaaay... I do believe that someone is off his meds...


Libby has a crepy lagh

You have a crepy spelig


you're so cook

What is this, some kind of an insult? You take that back you vicious troll!


I think Dawin did that. he ate lods of diferant animals

I think you did too. Poisonous ones. Their neurotoxins seem to have destroyed most of your brain functionality.


WOP WOP WOP WOP

What? Are you having a fit?


he died because he was old i feel so sorry for him R.I.P

C'est la vie, Circle'a'life. Just hope that you get to die from "Being old" too, and not from the far more likely cause, "Being to dumb to continue being alive."


my parints ar ded :'( rt if yu crie evrytiem

Really? Your parents are dead? Are you sure they didn't just fake it to escape you? Boom. Yeah. I just trolled the troll. Deal with it.

If I Were a Troll... 2

All of what you are about to read are real comments from real people. And how I really wanted to reply to them.


Thts Tight!!! I WUDE BUY THAT

Save your money for an English textbook first.


id be like i am an age and i live in my house

I'd be like, you are a dolt, and you need some help.


ma moms fried haws black probslems

Wow. Type slower. Please.


How many languages can u talk! make an demo

Here's a helpful tip: Before you post anything, anything at all, read it out loud, just to see if the configuration of punctuation and English makes sense. Oh, you don't know what punctuation is? Or English? Then why are you trying to use them?


can we cool and friend an for him yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa in his voivs

Someone, anyone! Find this person and get them some help, please!


im a poo folk too

When discussing how badly you are faring financially, It would behoove you to make sure that you have added all the letters necessary to spell the word "Poor."


Should I ask to permission

I don't know. How do you permission?


I'm so confuse.

Yes. Yes you are.


Why would do that?

I can't answer your question if you don't even know what you're asking.


Poped the asprin i am sweetin woo

Oh, I think you "Poped" more than just aspirin, my friend...


anyone game of dragonballz

I think video games have fried your brain.


I ma pretending I haven't watched this...

I ma pretending I haven't read this. Sorry. I can't pretend that hard.


can we come over to yuor Hose

Wow. That sounds like a good time. Way better that the old days where people came over to yuor watering can.


i demand a new soap is made!

And I demand you make sense. Obviously we can't all get what we want.


U uh back v, child bd n high Cngdigdi

Have you been sniffing paint?


I will speek out against Obama because his A panty wast of A man we need strong men as leader not some panty wast like Obama. A good Christian woman submits to her husband and obey her husband

You just go do that. I hope you enjoy making the members of your party look like fools.


I have A collage degree and alot of Diplomas in trianing in force protection

If I were you I'd ask for a refund for that degree. I think you were sold a lemon.


She another Pinko cummy that is ruin our country. I won guns I hunt and I vote 100% right wing and proud of it. People like her is trying to take away our right of free spreech our right to bear arms and our right to just be americans.

Wow. Just wow. If "Free Spreech" is so important to you, you should learn how to use it correctly.


long live Dixie is the south won the war we would had it made I love flying my rebel flag

And here we can catch a rare glimpse of the Savage Rednecked Hillbilly, far from his native habitat, lost and alone in the vast untamed internet.


Us in rural america are the true amercans we love are guns we love to hunt and we love are meat god bless rural america and the south will rise again

The Savage Rednecked Hillbilly prepares to defend his territory...


Just a little trivia for anyone who might be interested, the last 5 entries on this post all came from the same person. I could have had SO many more entries from this person, but I try to keep this blog at a maximum of a PG level rating, and this man's potty mouth would have pushed it towards an R rating. He was a very unpleasant individual. But then again, most ignorant morons are.

If I Were a Troll...

...This is what I'd say...

And by troll, I don't mean the nasty kind that lives under a bridge conspiring to devour innocent Billy Goats, I mean the kind that lurks on YouTube replying to people's stupid comments for the sole purpose of getting a rise out of them.


no, because if you cook ham it turns into beef

I think I'll just sit over here in the corner and cry a little.


i just oredered 1 to cheesy hahahah lol

What the... I don't even know...


eat led moster!!!!!! ha ha ha ha

You're a moster for murdering the English language.


I was scarred and now I'm scarred form life

Yes, yes I'm sure you are.


slap to the face and their is no a fencing!!!

What?


I CANT WATE

And I can't wait until you... Oh never mind. You never will anyway.


your rocken My world today

Well, with your grasp of the English language, "your" not "rocken" mine.


Where  her buy clothing? In Walmart LOL

Where them learn English? In caveman time LOL


nat i am hook more more

Less, Less. Please!


thups up, if u first choose was 3.

I give you a thups down. Please get yourself some help.


No go Oama!!

This person is very anti-Obama, and wants everyone to know about it. Republicans everywhere weep with shame.


Us vegans resent the phrase turkey day!

This was on a thanksgiving video, and was replied to with this comment:

Us omnivores resent you vegans!

To both statements I have the following reply:
We grammar Nazis resent both of your incorrect uses of the pronoun "Us".


fred is again! Please would you do us the happiest Think

I'm sorry, but whatever this mess was may have just broken my brain.


animated ones will never be as good as the original stet up eg clams casino

To whoever originally wrote this comment:
Does this even make sense to you? If so, you need some kind of help, either just grammar, or perhaps psychiatric.


WELL HE GOT THAT FROM THE POLL HOKEY PING PONG TABLE BECAUSE I HAVE A TABEL THAT HAS A POLL TABEL THEN U PULL SOME SWITHCES AND FLIP ITIY TURNS INTO A HOKEY TABLE AND THERE IS A SEPETE PIECE THAT LOOKS LLIKE A PING PON TABLE AND U PUT IT ON THE TABLE ....AND WHEN U DONE U JUST FLIP IT OVER AND PUT IT AWAY

Should I feel sad that I pretty much figured out what this atrocious mess was supposed to mean, or proud that I was smart enough to decipher it?


Each of them have a amazing mind

They might, but you, not so much.


im just lazzy

But at least you're honest.


stop i need to write an essay i need to stop watching videos

My advice is to just keep on watching the videos. It's obvious you're going to fail that essay anyway.


when a kids smarter than you ths first one made me feel stupid

At least you have come to terms with your disability.