Did you know that a pack of wild nuns can outrun and take down a full grown popemobile? #TrueFact
Did you know that ancient Native Americans referred to the nine-banded armadillo as the "Giant Possum Beetle?" #TrueFact
Did you know that the phrase, "The Bearer of Bad News" originated with the phrase: "The Bear of Bad News?" In the olden days, people used to use bears to deliver their bad news. This almost never ended well. #TrueFact
Did you know that pizza is the only food that has never once in history gone bad? It never lasts long enough! #TrueFact
Did you know that it is illegal to go outside without a necktie in the country of Tie-Land? #TrueFact
(Wait, you spell it how? No, that sounds wrong. I'm sticking with my way.)
Did you know that China stole the burrito from Mexico? Just because it's smaller, and they call it an egg roll, doesn't mean it's different. #TrueFact
Did you know that the first helicopter was actually just a guy cranking a giant eggbeater out of the sunroof of his car? #TrueFact
Did you know that cyclopes are incapable of blinking? They're only able to wink. Everyone thinks they're flirting. #TrueFact
Did you know that in some parts of Russia, people wear shoes on their hands? Shoe companies like Mikee, Reedok, Stretchers, and Dr. Soles have spent millions on ad campaigns trying to get the trend to spread to other countries, but no one's fallen for it yet. #TrueFact
Did you know that a banana is the cocoon of a creature that no one has ever seen? We keep eating it before it emerges. Now, I bet you'll never look at a banana the same way again. #TrueFact
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