U Spel bad 16: teh emd

Well, I think this is the end. I have decided to end my "U Spel bad" and "If I were a Troll" series'. I haven't added anything to either of my drafts in over two months, and I've kind of gotten bored with them. Sometime in the future I might bring them back, if I find something so hideously mangled that it demands to be publicly ridiculed, but for now, this post will be the last of the "U Spel bad" series. The final "If I were a Troll" post will be up tomorrow.

Aledgelly

Your teacher was ALLEGEDLY fired for being an awful teacher.


Earitating

I'd find your ignorance IRRITATING, but really I just find it sad.


twietie

Given that TWEETY is my favorite Loony Tunes character, it is incredibly difficult to keep myself from doing you an injury.


Organs

This is the most disturbing misspelling of ORIGINS that I've ever seen.


Tootaly

I'm not even gonna touch this one.


Cud

Is this a new abbreviation? Because it's completely stupid. (COULD)


Biginning

I think your dementia is BEGINNING to set in


Magicle

The only thing MAGICAL about you is that you can function well enough to even use a computer.


Egzist

Wow. I'm actually speechless. (EXIST)


Dido

Just say, "Likewise," "You too," or, "I agree." Right now you're just casually name-dropping an internationally famous British singer-songwriter. (DITTO)

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Dilliches

I can only hope that this was a joke. (DELICIOUS)


Unclus

Your UNCLES would not be happy if you started calling them that.


Hoaks

Is this a HOAX? Tell me you wrote this as a joke...


Genetic Enginating

Yeah. It's GENETIC ENGINEERING. I feel sorry for your family. Wow. I was pretty mean here. I'll try to be kinder the next time.


loney tuens

Ok, I promised to be kinder the next time, so I have restrained myself from punching you in the face for this horrible affront to the LOONEY TUNES good name.


Garuntee

I can GUARANTEE that you spelled that wrong.


Thumps Up

THUMBS down for your intelligence.


Ofnsiev

>Blink< ... >Blink< ... Your face is OFFENSIVE.


Obnocious

The fact that you post anything on the internet, ever, is OBNOXIOUS.


Chiwawa

Wow. Just wow. (CHIHUAHUA)


Dooped

If you were told you were a good speller, then you were DUPED.


Comming

It's COMING. You poor, poor, soul.


Thots

Your THOUGHTS could have benefited from a spell check before you let them free to roam the internet unsupervised.


Sweedin

SWEDEN hereby bans you from coming within two country's distance from them.


Anonemuss

This is yet another time when I pray that you spelled it this way as a joke. But I rather doubt it. (ANONYMOUS)


In Less

UNLESS you go back to school, you're going to end up as a homeless street mime, because no one is going to want to hire someone that dumb.


Partocipants

What kind of pants are Partoci Pants? (PARTICIPANTS)


Respondsibility

It was your parents RESPONSIBILITY to get you a proper education. Obviously you had bad parents. Oh, did I say that out loud? *Walks away slowly, whistling innocently* *Runs*


Replibicans

I really can't figure out if this misspelling was intentional or not. If it was, you're a very insightful human being, with a good head on your shoulders. If it was not... You need help. Quickly.


Season Finally

It's spelled FINALE. Now, go stand in the corner and think about what you've done.

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Appauling

Your spelling is APPALLING.


Wemon

This is just sad. What's sadder is that this person spelled it this way twice, so it wasn't just a "Typed-Too-Fast" mistake. (WOMEN)


Hariy

It's like they don't even care. (HAIRY)


Camplaining

COMPLAINING about people's spelling is pointless, but cathartic.


Despiccable

What's DESPICABLE is your spelling.


Bold

No, this is not right. They were trying to spell BALD. Yeah. Pathetic.


Bilder

Oh, hello, little one. Your spelling is adorable. Who let you onto the internet unsupervised? Oh, you're not a kid? Then you should be ashamed of yourself. (BUILDER)


Plack

Really? Are you that dim? (PLAQUE)


Thurday

Derp-Dur-Hurr... (THURSDAY)


Freckig

If your spelling teacher could see you now, she'd be FREAKING out on you.


Ware

When talking about what you do with clothing, this should be WEAR.


Chocking

If your spelling were a recipe, everyone would be CHOKING on it.


Halarious

Your spelling is HILARIOUS.


Supid

Yeah, that about sums you up. (STUPID)


Dishis

It's DISHES. Go find a book, please.


Kootamundi

Learn your animals, please! (COATIMUNDI)


Leemer

Oh, wow. Really? Coatimundi was at least mildly understandable, but this? Seriously? (LEMUR)


Iceberge

It's ICEBERG. Quit inventing silent E's.


Poarring

It's POURING. I'm sorry you have such problems.


Teira

I'm beginning to wonder if America has become completely illiterate. (TIARA)

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Tocos

Wow. (TACOS)


Disfuasting

Your spelling is DISGUSTING.


Winier

Well I know who the WHINER in spelling class was...


Dinosoar

Sadly this wasn't a pun about Pterosaurs, they actually thought DINOSAUR was spelled this way.


Wasent

They're called contractions. Learn them. (WASN'T)


Helth

Your writing is a mental HEALTH hazard.


Hindoos

Wow. Culturally insensitive much? (HINDUS)


Baliwood

Wow. Culturally insensitive much? Again? (BOLLYWOOD)


Esk

Yeah, it's just a suffix, but they spelled it wrong AND used it as a stand alone word, so it totally counts. (ESQUE)


Aploading

Is there hope for humanity? Probably not. (UPLOADING)


Wold

WOULD someone like to explain the proper way to spell this word?


Repunzel

No, I don't want to punzel all over again. Once was enough. (RAPUNZEL)


Righting

Your WRITING is genius! And so is my sarcasm.


Repel

Your stupidity repels me. (RAPPEL)


Peirs

Seriously? I would have thought that spelling PEERS would have been easy. I expect too much of people.


Pupy

The way you spelled PUPPY is just sad. And stupid. It's making my inner 5-year-old giggle like an demented clown.


Problame

I think your spelling is a PROBLEM.


Morring

MORNING. *Rolleyes*


Foreing

Are you FOREIGN? It would explain your inability to spell words in English.


Frickeled

Wow. Just when you thought that people couldn't get any dumber... (FRECKLED)

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Sceen

Have you seen the way this guy thinks SCENE is spelled?


Tomarrow

Wow. You make the Teletubbies look intelligent. (TOMORROW)


Worng

This is just WRONG.


Brauwn

If you guessed this was supposed to have been brawn, then you guessed wrong. It was supposed to be BROWN. You may go weep quietly for humanity now.


Arth Day

What kind of a weird holiday is this? (EARTH DAY)


Drilliant

Wow. You're BRILLIANT.


Anthers

Is this supposed to be some kind of a weird deer horn? (ANOTHER'S)


Hillarieous

It's HILARIOUS that you think you can spell.


Grwat

Oh, GREAT. Another person whose religion must forbid the use of spell-check. Or brains.


Pact

PACKED. *Stares like you're an idiot*


Diareis

This sounds like a horrible colon/kidney disease. (DIARIES)


Amaizing

AMAZING.


Vangraud

Stop typing so fast. (VANGUARD)


Spund

Well, you SOUND smart. Hopefully I sounded sarcastic when I typed that.


Biscuets

Is this some kind of dance, related to the Minuet? (BISCUITS)


Erler

You should have started learning to read EARLIER in life. If you had, maybe you would be intelligent by now.


Chocolarte

Are you derping? (CHOCOLATE)


Seasin

*Facepalm* (SEASON)


Trully

TRUELY, you are in need of an education.


Pruple

Sometimes I really like the way a misspelling looks and sounds. This is one of those times. :p (PURPLE)

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Adorble

This misspelling made me think of an ADORABLE little kid ducking under the water and blowing bubbles. Yeah, I'm just a weirdo... :p


Pireods

This is just sad. (PERIODS)


Theoretecly

THEORETICALLY, education should have prevented a mistake like this.


Suffer

*Shakes Head* (SURFER)


Robits

Well it's obvious that ROBOTS didn't write this.


Munth

Sometimes I wonder if people spell badly on purpose, or if it's a joke... (MONTH)


Boldness

Sadly, they were going for BALDNESS.


Seagels

Seriously? Are you for real? (SEAGULLS)


Creaatibe

Are you trying to be CREATIVE with your spelling? If so, please stop.


Seawing

No wonder your spelling teacher was always SWEARING under her breath.


Spealllling

Your SPELLING makes teachers everywhere sob in despair...


Cythia

So, is this the name of some sort of female Sith Lord? (CYNTHIA)


Brund

Apparently you BURNED your spelling books as a child.


Acsed

No one would ever know that this was supposed to have been ACID.


Vaulenteering

Will anyone be VOLUNTEERING to help this guy with his spelling? Anyone?


Cirtainly

Well, I CERTAINLY am not.


Anyboby

ANYBODY will tell you that you did NOT spell ANYBODY right.


Morth

Your MOTHER would be so ashamed.


Regerster

Sometimes the internet's collective stupidity just astounds me. (REGISTER)


Vacatin

Ok, well, apparently you were vacatin' school when they were teaching how to spell VACATION.

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Herad

I HEARD you hate proofreading.


Plise

Oh, PLEASE.


Echoee

Why would you think this is right? (ECHOEY)


Roobing

Someone's been ROBBING you of your intelligence.


Vertion

This kind of mistake no longer surprises me in the least. (VERSION)


Sosmeone

SOMEONE get this person some help, please!


Jelouise

No one is JEALOUS of your spelling skills.


Womaen

I don't think this person was able to decide whether they were going for the singular, or the plural form. (WOMEN)


Chimapanzi

Wow. I think you're the CHIMPANZEE.


Disdusting

You're spelling is DISGUSTING.


BigFioot

Unless there's a new creepy crypto creature that I've never heard of, I'm pretty sure the word you're looking for is BIGFOOT.


Mearley

*Rolleyes* (MERELY)


Fromour

Former. FORMER! How could you get this SO wrong!?


Suscribe

What are you, three? (SUBSCRIBE)


Oppisote

This is the OPPOSITE of good spelling.


Aprprate

Your spelling is not APPROPRIATE for children.


Wiked

Can bad spelling be called WICKED?


Stupod

So STUPID.


elk paso

What is this? A land of giant Mexican deer? (EL PASO)


Soup Opera

I laughed, but this wasn't a joke. (SOAP OPERA)

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New Logo!

Whinny

They're not speaking horse, they're attempting to spell WHINEY.


What the heak

Yeah. What the heak is right.


Amnesha

I think you have AMNESIA.


Favroute

It's pretty clear that your FAVORITE school subject was not spelling.


Genurashons

It will probably take a few GENERATIONS to clean the Durp-Dur-Hur from your gene pool.


Virtural

Sometimes I have no witty comeback. This is just dumb. (VIRTUAL)


Sanic

Seriously? This doesn't sound remotely correct. Do you ever proofread? (SONIC)


Oragne

It's ORANGE. It sounds like you're talking about a weird spice/skin condition...


Pengaling

It's a PANGOLIN! Don't they teach anything in schools these days?


Do'set

Your spelling DOESN'T give anyone any hope for the future.


Hoefuly

HOPEFULLY you are not finished with your education.


Inforcement

*Sadly shaking head* (ENFORCEMENT)


Safty

My theory is that no one taught you about SAFETY and you roller skated down a hill into a brick wall with no helmet.


Cuminity

Your COMMUNITY wishes you would move.


Pleace

PLEASE do not ever attempt to teach a child. Anything.


Christean

It's a good thing God doesn't require you to take a spelling test to become a CHRISTIAN.


amercans

Your fellow AMERICANS have voted to kick you out. Mexico doesn't really want you either, so Canada is looking for an island to keep you on.


Trianing

You need some TRAINING in spelling.


Speek

Think before you SPEAK. Or type...


Biggist

The BIGGEST surprise of this post, (Though it's not all that surprising) is that the last 10 entries all came from the same person. The very same person that the last 5 entries in the latest "If I Were A Troll" post came from.

U Spel bad 8

Horrible spellers of the internet untie!

Intended words have been capitalized in bold.


Marive

If I were MARVIN, your misspelling of my name would greatly offended me.


Hocey

I'm done trying to pronounce this, even just to make fun of it. The word is supposed to be HOCKEY.


Absolutley Amazayn

What's ABSOLUTELY AMAZING is that you go online in your condition.


Velcrow

Did you discover a new species of bird, or are you just dumb? (VELCRO)


Intacked

Is your brain INTACT?


Potatas its potatoe

You only tried twice. Maybe you shouldn't have given up... (POTATO)


Bannanah

Sometimes I'm surprised by how many people misspell easy words. I've been online long enough though, I really shouldn't be... (BANANA)


Marshmellow

Please tell me you're in pre-school. (MARSHMALLOW)


Mustase

How could you even think that was right? (MUSTACHE)


Sac

Normally I try not to use misspellings that are under 5 letters, but really? REALLY? (SAKE)


thersday

Sometimes dumb just doesn't even seem like the right word. I need something that means so much more than just dumb. (THURSDAY)


Squirl

Granted, a lot of people have trouble with this word, but you're on the internet. There are literally hundreds of dictionaries just a click away! (SQUIRREL)


ssupperman

So, is this the superhero who takes the evening shift after llunchman has gone home for the day? (SUPERMAN)


Appel

'Murica is doomed. (APPLE)


Go's

Your stupidity just melted my brain. (GOES)


Twinkles

This was supposed to be TWINKIES. I laughed pretty hard. :D


Diffently

Yeah, you DEFINITELY need help.


Ceethah

This is the second time I've found the word CHEETAH spelled very wrong. Why, internet, why?


Wathing

I think you should start WATCHING what you type more closely.


les mirable

Just because it's in another language doesn't mean you have a good excuse to get lazy with your spelling. (LES MISERABLES)

U Spel bad 7

YouTube is full of morons. Here's proof.

Intended words have been capitalized in bold.



Crach

This was supposed to be the word CRASH. I won't discuss what it looks like it might have been.


Lincks

Why exactly would LINKS require a C?


Uyoo

This, children, is what will happen if YOU don't pay attention in school.


Distrucktion

Making a joke about the DESTRUCTION of the English language would just be too easy.


Beleave

I can't BELIEVE you spelled that this way. Actually, just forget that. I CAN believe it.


Ruch

If you wouldn't RUSH, you wouldn't make these mistakes.


Comgradlatns

CONGRATULATIONS! You win the worst speller ever award!


Yore

I'm sorry, YOU'RE an idiot.


Barley

This BARELY qualifies as good spelling.


Crown

This seemingly correctly spelled word was supposed to have been the word CRONE. Please join me as I take a moment to weep for humanity's collective stupidity.


Intelkect

It doesn't take much of an INTELLECT to catch this misspelling.


Peace

This was part of a rude comment calling someone a "fat peace of ham." Obviously someone let a four year old onto YouTube.


Oppisute

You are the OPPOSITE of intelligent.


Publis

How could you miss this? (PUBLIC)


Spical

There is nothing SPECIAL about the way you spell.


Bloog

This just made me laugh. (BLOG)


Haooy

This is what happens when you type to fast. (HAPPY)


Privet

If I were you I'd keep my spelling "skills" PRIVATE until they actually become skills.


Cheetha

Is this a new Thundercats character? (CHEETAH)


i used to live in counniecut

What happened? Did the entire state disown you for butchering their name? (CONNECTICUT)

U Spel bad 6

Do I even need to introduce these posts any more? YouTube, Facebook, whatever. If it's got a comments section you're going to find morons. Here are some.

Correct spelling capitalized in bold.


Mite

Whoever wrote this MIGHT as well go play in the sandbox. They'll find their intellectual equals there.


Thypoon

I think this was intended to be TYPHOON. Yeah. Even a non-proofreader should have seen that massive mistake...


Inspiretional

Though it looks like they tried to spell inspirational, it was from a comment telling someone that they were their INSPIRATION. "You are my inspirational!" Whatever they were going for, they had a very poor grasp of the English language. But then again, this was from a comment on YouTube, so what's new?


Engish

I think you need to learn ENGLISH.


Suffored

My eyes SUFFERED when they passed over this sad excuse of an attempt to spell.


Awquard

What's AWKWARD is that you think you can spell.


Doode

DUDE, just stop before you hurt yourself.


Walles

I never knew that WHALES was such a difficult word to spell.


Heanen

It's a good thing that good spelling isn't one of God's requirements for entry into HEAVEN.


pi love it!

How did you manage to misspell a one letter word?!?!? (I)


Pachephalosuares

Wow. What kind of a moron doesn't know how to spell PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS? I mean, seriously! Is it that difficult? :p


Quartintiend

The person who edited the Wikipedia page I found this on needs to be QUARANTINED before they infect the rest of the internet. What's that? It's too late? Well, that stinks.


Rech

That's pretty sad. (REACH)


Bacaus

You're dumb. BECAUSE.


Vynil

I suppose I'll forgive you for this one. Even I wasn't 100% sure how to spell VINYL. I just knew you were wrong.


Obiusly

OBVIOUSLY you didn't proofread. Or you're just dumb.


Dieing

Correct spelling is DYING, and you're helping to kill it.


Yeasterday

What is this? A new holiday celebrating the wonders of yeast? (YESTERDAY)


Diffrant

You spell bad. The End. (DIFFERENT)


Penyada

Granted, PINATA isn't an "Every-Day" type word, but really? THAT'S how you want to spell it?

U Spel bad 5

Time for another edition of "Spelling, Dum-Dum Style." Or, as it is officially titled: "U Spel bad."

If you are one of the many internet users who helped contribute to this list, then weep with the shame of knowing that everyone online is probably mocking you behind your back.

And if you did NOT help contribute to this list, then rejoice! Because everyone knows that you are better at life than ANYONE who misspells a word! At least, that's what I tell myself anyway...


Vothering

BOTHERING. Really, is proofreading THAT hard?


Dinmite

DYNAMITE? Maybe. That single word was the entirety of the comment. At least they knew enough to capitalize...


Seance

Stop relying on spell check. It may give you a correctly spelled word, but it won't always give you THE correctly spelled word. Besides, if you can't spell SENSE on your own, then you need more help than spell check can possibly give.


Groop

You're kidding right? You REALLY don't know how to spell GROUP?


Gyipse

Wow. You spelled GYPSY so wrong, you befuddled even my spell checker. I'd congratulate you, but really, being an exceptional misspeller is nothing to be proud of.


Alrady

I'm sure someone has ALREADY informed you, but you need help.


Paddy

The writer meant PATTY. I'll forgive their mistake, because they realized their error. How do I know? Their very next comment.


i man patty

*Facepalm*


hiliarous

Single word comments lacking capitalization, punctuation, and correct spelling are not HILARIOUS, they're just sad.


Union

Yeah, this may look correct, but they were trying to spell ONION. It's a sad day for the American school system.


AMAGING

Yes, it is AMAZING that typing everything you write in all caps makes you seem even less smart.


Imaginig

Yes, it looks like they were trying to spell imagining, but forgot the n, but in the context of the comment (Which was completely void of structure, spelling, grammar, and punctuation) this word should have been just IMAGINE. Either way, it was a massive failure, just like it's author.


Kust Becasue

Proofreading is a necessity, JUST BECAUSE you type WAY too fast.


diney

As a diehard Dizgeek I am extremely offended that not only did you misspell DISNEY, you didn't even capitalize it!


Your awesone!

And your misspelling of YOU'RE has become so commonplace that it would not even be worth mocking, were it not for the fact that you misspelled the word directly following it.


Viewoder

I don't even know what they were going for here. Reading the comment I think they were attempting to spell VIEWS. No idea what's with the extra letters.


You ate a really good artist

I sincerely hope you meant ARE.


Birned

I fully believe that you BURNED all of your spelling books instead of reading them.


Afended

I'm OFFENDED by your ignorance.


Bettee

Everyone on this list needs to learn to spell BETTER. And for this last person, I mean that LITERALLY.

U Spel bad 4

It's that time again! Time to take a look at how the people of the internet decided to fail humanity once again.

Read on and feel suoperior know that you wouldn't never ever make a mistank like these.

Most of the intended words have been capitalized in bold, otherwise you'd never know what they had tried to spell.


Duuuu

That is so not how you spell that. DUH.


A whooo

That's really what you think a wolf sounds like?


Of corse

OF COURSE you do.


Hawaain

This is just sad. (HAWAIIAN)


Mithical

This may just be sadder. (MYTHICAL)


Fist

I know I won't be the FIRST to tell you, but your spelling is awful.


Scarry

It is just SCARY how many times I have seen this misspelled this way. Or maybe it's not ever misspelled. Maybe they are just referring to people who are covered in scars...


Replie

I don't know how to REPLY to that...


I am not a graphics atrist!

Clearly you are not a spellings atrist, either...


Congraduations

I know what you are thinking, and you are wrong. This was in response to an engagement announcement.


Haf

Just because people pronounce HAVE wrong, doesn't mean you need to spell it wrong too.


Stuppid

You think you can insult someone when you spell STUPID like that? I'd call you stupid as well, but I think I just feel sorry for you.


Whopps

WHOOPS, I think you missed the school bus. Every. Single. Day. Of. Your. Life.


Jealus

Are you JEALOUS of my superior spelling skills? Yeah, didn't think so. Your IQ would have to be a lot higher for you to understand why you should be.


Ubber

One might argue that UBER isn't even a word, at least, not in English, but even if it were, you managed to mess it up.


Favroite

You are definitely not my FAVORITE speller.


heha

Can you misspell the onomatopoeia for laughter? Apparently yes.


Gret

"Wow. Your spelling is GREAT!" he said, his voice dripping with sarcasm.


Sleec

This one even I wasn't sure of. In the context of the post, it may have been SLEEVE. But I can not be sure. It was a long post, with many misspellings, run-on sentences, and almost no punctuation. Noah Webster would have broken down and wept at the sight of it.


Enuf

And with one horrifying mistake, his stupidity broke the entire internet. (ENOUGH)

U Spel bad 3

I have been finding so many of these lately that I already had enough for another post! I think it's because I started actively looking for misspellings, it's now just become a subconscious thing. I see a misspelling, and it leaps out at me. If it's bad enough, it goes in the post.

Most of the intended words have been capitalized in bold. And if you happen to recognize your own misspelling, don't feel bad. I've probably made errors that are just as bad. (I'm such a hypocrite. :p)

As usual, these come from all over the internet. Facebook, YouTube’s comment sections, anywhere that poor spellers and worse proofreaders lurk, I'm there with my haughty, judgmental gaze, ready to pounce on them with my sarcasm. All in good fun of course. :p


Becase

It's BECAUSE of errors like this that I advocate proofreading so much.


Empoium

You should visit the Eyeglass EMPORIUM, where you should buy some glasses. You obviously need a pair if you missed that glaring error before you posted.


Instrment

This example is especially sad because they didn't type fast and skip a letter. They openly admitted in their comment that they didn't know how to spell INSTRUMENT, and this was their best guess.


Awseome

This is not AWESOME.


Chikfila

This is not one word. And you forgot a C. Please stay away from keyboards. You might hurt yourself.


Quikest

The QUICKEST way to look like an idiot is to post something without making sure you know how to spell everything you typed.


Episod

It's called a silent E. Not an optional E.


Peeta

If you seriously think this is how to spell PITA bread, then you need to stop reading the Hunger Games.


Mabay

MAYBE you should have paid attention in school.


Theoretical

You can tell that someone relies on spell check too much, and is really, really dumb, when they intended to write THEATRICAL, but ended up with theoretical instead.


transducer... made my iq up 20%

Wow! You actually spelled transducer right! Now, considering this was the entirety of your comment, and you seem to think that just the use of a large word in a video caused your IQ to increase by 20%, I hope you can find a few more big words. You must have been monosyllabic before hearing this one.


Acely

ACTUALLY, I think you need some professional help. Seek out the nearest Kindergarten and enroll immediately.


Cuttie

People may call you a CUTIE, but your spelling is quite the opposite.


Squeeters

When abbreviating the word "Mosquitoes", it is very important that you replace the "QU" with a "K," or it just sounds disturbing. Like, are you squirting out squees, or what?


Bestttttttt

If you REALLY need to emphasize a word, CAPITALIZE it, or you look you're an intoxicated chimp who passed out on the keyboard.


Exlusive

The sad thing about this, aside from the missing "C", was that it was on an actual "Professional" website. Just shameful.


Amazzing

It's AMAZING that you passed the first grade.


Reali

Really? REALLY? Really.


Agre

Everyone I ask will AGREE: you need help.


Fextin

Wow. You managed to misspell a made up word. Congratulations.
(FREXTING A word from a Rhett and Link sketch, the definition of which, is to play Frisbee and text at the same time.)

U Spel bad 2

Facebook, YouTube’s comment sections, and just texting in general, bring out the worst spellers.

In this blog post I am continuing to collect actual examples of grammar destruction that I found all over the internet.

Most of the intended words have been capitalized in bold, otherwise you'd never know what they had tried to spell.


Olimpics

Maybe this isn't a misspelling. Maybe this is a heretofore unknown competition, where people with disabilities hobble around a track and try not to fall over.
(No disrespect intended for actual Paralympic competitors, this misspelling just gave me an amusing mental image, and I felt the need to share. :p)


Peopple

PEOPLE who know how to use spell check probably mock you behind your back.


Tekillya

Written on a picture from someone's 21st birthday party to explain what was in the young woman's glass. Actually, perhaps this misspelling was deliberate... The person in the photo didn't exactly look like she was the picture of health...


Ponny

I'll give you a PONY if you go back to Kindergarten.


Trader

Your spelling teacher thinks you are a TRAITOR for skipping out on every one of her her classes.


stuped

Whoever wrote it must be pretty STUPID. This was all that was left as a comment. No capitalization, no punctuation, no sentence, nothing. Quite sad. Pretty soon comments will consist of people just grunting and pounding a fist on their keyboards once before hitting reply.


Lightening

Your spell check may have told you this was correct, but that is not what shoots out of they sky during a storm...


Boolseye

Sometimes I wonder if people just spell things this idiotically on purpose...


Unicors

What is that? Half Unicorn, half Manticore? Please spell-check.


Saftey

If there is SAFETY in numbers, you should find the rest of the people who helped make this list and stick with them.


Boardom

What the...? Is this supposed to be about a kingdom of male pigs, or do you really not know how to spell BOREDOM?


Proobably
I'd PROBABLY make fun of this word more if the sound of it didn't make me laugh so much. :D


Continueum

If you have no idea how to spell CONTINUUM, then you shouldn't pretend you do. Look it up, or you look like a 7 year-old.


Miss Leading

Quit MISLEADING people. There is no pageant for a typography queen.


Grate Grandmother

You Monster!!! Why would you do such a sick, horrible thing to your own Grandma?!


Rist

I'd rite how rong what you rote was, but you recked my brain with your dumb.


Wold

Proofreading WOULD have saved you from looking like a dingus.


Vain

I'm sorry, but just because spell check lets you get by with it, doesn't mean you spelled Blood VEIN correctly.


Terarded

You have no right to call anyone RETARDED when you can't even spell it correctly.


Woofed

I think you meant to say you WOLFED down your food. Spell it that way and you just sound terarded.

U Spel bad

Facebook, YouTube’s comment sections, and just texting in general, bring out the worst spellers. In this blog post I decided to compile actual examples of grammar butchery that I found all over the internet. Weep for our illiterate nation, my friends. Weep mournfully.

Unsurprisingly, this list is far from complete. I actually have a lot more examples than this. This post was pretty fun to put together, so I'm planning to keep doing them. Once I have another 20 I'll do another post.

In case you can't figure out what a word might have been before it was butchered, I put most of them in bold for your convenience.


Polotition

I'm pretty sure the word you're looking for is POLITICIAN. Unless you're collecting signatures to ban polo ponies...


Rummer

There's a RUMOR going around that you flunked pre-school. I tend to believe it's true.


Violine

Yeah, I'll ask Lindsey Stirling, but I really don't think that's how you spell that.


Assume

If you assume your spelling is AWESOME, you assumed very wrong.


Patuintly

I’m waiting PATIENTLY for the people of the internet to learn how to spell. I think I will be waiting a very long time.


Tradgeties

Really? You really want to spell it that way? What a tragedy.


Dallors

I’ll give you a spelling lesson for 20 dallors. Trust me, that's a bargain for all the help you need...


watch u gonn a see?

Upon reading this, I immediately began weeping uncontrollably.


Happy Gropundhog Day!

This sounds like a very inappropriate holiday. And that’s all I’m going to say about that.


Whop! Whop!

Um... Despite your intended meaning, you do not sound like you are cheering because something great happened, instead, you sound like you are beating someone with a large, thoroughly soaked beach towel...


Evelotion

I believe you may have been referring to that theory where dinosaurs turned into birds, and monkeys turned into people, but it looks like you are recommending Eve's rash cream.


Porne

Please, please proofread, or you are PRONE to leave very unfortunate mistakes like this in your posts.


Grone

This horrendous misspelling of the word GROWN makes me groan.


i dont belive in that ****** fairy tale book calld bibble.

Apparently you don't believe in spelling or grammar either.


Torcher

Sometime it feels like TORTURE, reading all of these misspellings.


Apauled

I am APPALLED by what passes for spelling these days. It's like they don't even try.


Runned

You just RUINED a perfectly good word.


Obsest

I wish you had OBSESSED over your textbooks while you were in school.


Vrainwashing

A good BRAINWASHING would do you some good if it would make you realize the value of proofreading.


lol i hade so much laf

If you weren't being serious here, I would hade so much laf too. Instead, I hade so much cry.