#TrueFacts (March 2018)

Did you know that a pack of wild nuns can outrun and take down a full grown popemobile? #TrueFact

Did you know that ancient Native Americans referred to the nine-banded armadillo as the "Giant Possum Beetle?" #TrueFact

Did you know that the phrase, "The Bearer of Bad News" originated with the phrase: "The Bear of Bad News?" In the olden days, people used to use bears to deliver their bad news. This almost never ended well. #TrueFact

Did you know that pizza is the only food that has never once in history gone bad? It never lasts long enough! #TrueFact

Did you know that it is illegal to go outside without a necktie in the country of Tie-Land? #TrueFact
(Wait, you spell it how? No, that sounds wrong. I'm sticking with my way.)

Did you know that China stole the burrito from Mexico? Just because it's smaller, and they call it an egg roll, doesn't mean it's different. #TrueFact

Did you know that the first helicopter was actually just a guy cranking a giant eggbeater out of the sunroof of his car? #TrueFact

Did you know that cyclopes are incapable of blinking? They're only able to wink. Everyone thinks they're flirting. #TrueFact

Did you know that in some parts of Russia, people wear shoes on their hands? Shoe companies like Mikee, Reedok, Stretchers, and Dr. Soles have spent millions on ad campaigns trying to get the trend to spread to other countries, but no one's fallen for it yet. #TrueFact

Did you know that a banana is the cocoon of a creature that no one has ever seen? We keep eating it before it emerges. Now, I bet you'll never look at a banana the same way again. #TrueFact

Out of Context 2!

If you missed the first of these posts, then you should know that whatever this is, it won't make sense. These are all real quotes that I overheard, either in conversations with people, or out in public, that just struck me as funny. They all made sense within the context of the conversation, but I thought they were funnier without. So here they are.

"I was just trying her head on." 

"I've really been craving the texture of glutinous rice flour." 

"It's like a miniature Doberman Pincer with, like, a chihuahua head?" 

"Do you want a pile of hair?" 

"It smells a little like moldy orange, and the taste is reminiscent of cat pee. But I like it!" 

"She poiked a turtle!!!" 

"Every time an ice cube explodes, a penguin dies." 

"They look so harmless until you look at their bottoms." 

"Here come the billows of filth!" 

"They’re like onion cocaine." 

"It's starting to develop a weird odor about the sticker." 

"I will balm my wounds with old cheese." 

"Basically it's sheep grease." 

"I was curious as to what she was going to do with the zombie that was missing a chunk of its face, but apparently she needs to get it a magnetized unicorn horn." 

"There’s a whole garden of goths!" 

"This seems rather sacrilegious: I exorcised my toe today!" 

"Nom that, Babycakes!" 

"Boil the bedsheets!" 

"They look like intestine muffins."

"Behold my vat of lard."

Last Month Online (February 2018)

Vids are really random this month. Not that that's anything new. Let's start this off with a Lindsey Stirling video. I still have yet to see the movie this music is from, but I still loved Lindsey's take on it.

This video from Vi Hart is hypnotic and beautiful. You don't have to use the 360º feature, but it is really cool to see what she's managed to do. If you're interested in an extremely detailed behind the scenes, I'll link that here.



I have gotten so sick of hearing this song everywhere on the internet, but wouldn't you know it, Pentatonix has managed, once again, to make a version that I actually loved.



Here's a very random video. I have shown this to so many people. It's just so insanely creative, I love it! I saw this on Reddit, I think it was the day it came out, with only a few thousand views. Once again, this was a case where I said to myself, 'this video is going to go viral.' Sure enough, it went so viral that a few days later my brother was texting it to me!



The video is now at over 2 Million views, and a bunch of those are from me rewatching it. There's just something about this guy that I can't help but love. But maybe not quite as much as my cousin Sasha, who, upon seeing the video, declared that she wanted to marry him. :p

Oh, and speaking of random. Here's a thing. I laughed myself to literal tears, multiple times, over this video. It's not technically from this month, but it was featured in a Try Not to Laugh challenge on FBE's React channel this past month, which is how I saw it. Warning, dark humor ahead. :p



If you were disturbed by that video, here's some amazing harp music as a palate cleanser. :p



Last month I forgot to share Lucas the spider's January video, so here's that, along with February's.



I love this spider so much! I wish all spiders were this cuddly and adorable!



I am so pumped for Owl City's new album! This song is amazing!



And finally, the best video of the month, Peter Hollens has FINALLY covered Bohemian Rhapsody! With an amazing, creative twist!