Obligatory disclaimer, none of this is supposed to make sense. These are all real quotes that were used in conversations, or that I overheard out in public, that just struck me as funny. They all made sense within the context of the conversation, but I thought they were funnier without.
“I have two jars of hands.”
“Do you want to watch Icelandic children color posters?”
“I'm a Man Flower!”
“It's gonna kick you with its li'l demon leg.”
“Look at that chubby girl hand, man!”
“A cricket burped! Noooooooo!!!"
“A toad’s gotta do what a toad’s gotta do.”
“It would be hilarious if grandma started obeying the napkins.”
“There’s a ghost washing its hands.”
“I was just noticing your little pancake butt.”
“They’re kind of like drinkable Sundaes with bizarre ingredients.”
“I just let out a little cloud.”
“Unfortunately our outhouse burned down.”
“I had to make a high pitched noise of disturbance.”
“My fingers still smell like your deodorant.”
“Hello, my little kneecap.”
“Am I tickling your little pants?”
“Are we to have roast preacher for dinner?"
“I'm excited for my dribble.”
“I can hear the potatoes singing.”
