Did you know that bacne is cause by bacon? Bacon bacne. This knowledge disgusts everyone, and stops no one. #TrueFact
Did you know that the French army employs a squadron of battle mimes? The only problem is, they're pretty useless, unless the enemy is willing to play along with the mimed gunfire. #TrueFact
Did you know that the Incredible Hulk works part time as a model, posing for Generals Mills’ line of Green Giant vegetables? #TrueFact
Did you know that dinosaurs had stone skeletons? Since stones don’t decompose, these are the only evidence left that they actually existed. #TrueFact
Did you know that baby kangaroos were once called Jeffys? Bill Keane, creator of the beloved Family Circus character, Jeffy, sued Australia, and they were forced to change it to Joey. #TrueFact
Did you know that hair bows are just bow ties that have migrated north for the winter? #TrueFact
Did you know that hair bows are also the only way to determine the gender of both mice and ducks? #TrueFact
Did you know that before lemonade, the popular yellow drink was mustardade? This is why that period of history is known as the bad old days. #TrueFact
Did you know that babies are sticky because of the sticky fairy? So are your hands. #TrueFact
Did you know that potholes are caused by a giant hippopotamus jumping on the road? It’s known as hippo-pothole-mus. #TrueFact
I'm sorry, I'm so, so sorry. I will leave now.
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