Sunday, November 25, 2018

#TrueFacts (November 2018)


Did you know that the human body is like 50% beans? Crazy, right? #TrueFact

Did you know that despite popular platitudes, pigs can’t actually fly? To claim otherwise is just pure pignorance. #TrueFact

Did you know that the clomp is the only species of clump that can clamp? #TrueFact
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Did you know that in ancient European cultures, wedgies were an honor reserved for the heroes of great battles? Flying Wedgies were given to those who showed exceptional bravery, and Atomic Wedgies were reserved as the highest honor a soldier could receive. As the pulling up of the pants was seen as an honor, the opposite was a disgrace, and enemies would be pantsed on the battlefield. Things were even worse for prisoners of war, who would be pantsed during public victory ceremonies, while being forced to wear the most embarrassing underwear they could find at Walmart. The ancients were true barbarians. #TrueFact

Did you know that doves were not always a symbol of peace? In ye olden times, they were heralds of death and destruction. Because doves are carnivorous. #TrueFact

Did you know that for the first few years of its life, the painted bratfish is the whiniest fish in the world? Well, at least until it ages out of the toddler phase. Unless it's mother was actually a striped spoilerfish, because then there's really no hope for it. #TrueFact

Did you know that there is a species of crustacean that has no shell? It's called a Globster. #TrueFact

Did you know that beef does not actually come from cows? It comes from unicorns. The FDA spends billions keeping this information a secret. #TrueFact

Did you know that if you leave McDonalds food inside a hot car for three weeks, it will develop into a sentient life-form? #TrueFact

Did you know that the Burmese Mountain Chicken has one of hardest eggs in the animal kingdom? We know this because of their unusual nesting habits. Thousands of the birds fly to the top of a mountain together and lay their eggs at the top of a cliff. The torrent of eggs rolls down the hill bouncing all the way. The eggs that survive are deemed worthy of life, and, surprisingly, most actually make it! The mother chickens then sit on the eggs at the bottom of the mountain until they hatch. This amazing occurrence is known as an ovule-anche. #TrueFact

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