Did you know that the American folk song, "Skip to my Lou" has its origins in Great Britain? The original song was a nursery rhyme about a bathroom emergency. #TrueFact
Did you know that there is a tiny island kingdom in the South Pacific that the locals refer to as the Helium Empire? Due to the underground helium vents that cover the island, everyone there has permanent chipmunk voice. Visitors are cautioned to speak sparingly because literally everything you say is hilarious, and several people have accidentally laughed themselves to death. #TrueFact
Did you know that a double bass is just a big ol' cello daddy? #TrueFact
Did you know that a guitar is just a cello that got shrunk in the wash? #TrueFact
Did you know that an electric guitar is just a moody teenage guitar going through a "phase?" #TrueFact
Did you know that a ukulele is just a newborn baby cello? #TrueFact
Did you know that a violin is just a cello that hasn't hit puberty yet? #TrueFact
Did you know that a viola is just a violin’s weird European cousin that no one really believes exists? #TrueFact
Did you know that the number 8 is like pretty much the same as infinity? So like, if you have eight dollars, all you have to do is turn it on its side, and then, like, you'll have infinite dollars! Isn't that cool? That's how it works, right? I'm pretty sure that's how it works. #TrueFact
Did you know that that thing, you know, that one thing that happened in that one place that one time? That thing that happened almost ten years ago! That thing is almost a decade old! I can't believe it! That thing makes me feel so old when I think about it. #TrueFact
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