They're not speaking horse, they're attempting to spell WHINEY.
What the heak
Yeah. What the heak is right.
I think you have AMNESIA.
It's pretty clear that your FAVORITE school subject was not spelling.
It will probably take a few GENERATIONS to clean the Durp-Dur-Hur from your gene pool.
Sometimes I have no witty comeback. This is just dumb. (VIRTUAL)
Seriously? This doesn't sound remotely correct. Do you ever proofread? (SONIC)
It's ORANGE. It sounds like you're talking about a weird spice/skin condition...
It's a PANGOLIN! Don't they teach anything in schools these days?
Your spelling DOESN'T give anyone any hope for the future.
HOPEFULLY you are not finished with your education.
*Sadly shaking head* (ENFORCEMENT)
My theory is that no one taught you about SAFETY and you roller skated down a hill into a brick wall with no helmet.
Your COMMUNITY wishes you would move.
PLEASE do not ever attempt to teach a child. Anything.
It's a good thing God doesn't require you to take a spelling test to become a CHRISTIAN.
Your fellow AMERICANS have voted to kick you out. Mexico doesn't really want you either, so Canada is looking for an island to keep you on.
You need some TRAINING in spelling.
Think before you SPEAK. Or type...
The BIGGEST surprise of this post, (Though it's not all that surprising) is that the last 10 entries all came from the same person. The very same person that the last 5 entries in the latest "If I Were A Troll" post came from.