Did you know that the fanny pack was invented by a kangaroo named Beverly Hopkins? True fact!
Did you know that squids are people too? True fact!
Did you know the muffin man? He did NOT live on Drury Lane. True fact!
Did you know that the Winged Scorpion is the second largest flying arachnid in the northern hemisphere? The largest is the Flying Tarantula. True fact!
Did you know that cruise ships are robotic whales? True fact!
Did you know that airplanes are robotic flying squirrels? True fact!
Did you know that military tanks are robotic elephants? True fact!
Did you know that helicopters are robotic sky fish? True fact!
Did you know that trains are robotic land eels? True fact!
Did you know that the world's lasagna supply is in crisis? The worlds only known lasagna mine recently collapsed in on itself, and pasta miners are scrambling to dig it back up. Until they do, the price of lasagna is expected to skyrocket. True fact!
Did you know that raisins are tiny prune fairies? True fact!
Did you know that meatballs are only found on the rare steakberry bush? True fact!
Did you know that carbonated soft drinks are made from the milk of the Giant Belching Bubble Bird? True fact!
Did you know that Tic Tacs are the eggs of one of the tiniest lizards in North America? Its name is the Mini Mint Monitor, and the flavor of the eggs depends on what the lizard has been eating. True fact!
Did you know that wooly mammoths are not extinct? After the ice age came to an end the mammoths got way too hot and decided to become nudists. Now everyone just calls them elephants. True fact!
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