Did you know that elephants are not really scared of mice? They just hate the smell of cheese, and mice have HORRIBLE cheese breath. True fact.
Did you know that the popular video game, Angry Birds, used to be called Happy Birds? The birds decided they needed to be a little more edgy, but "Angry" was as far as the Official US Board of Overprotective Mothers Against Violent Video Games would let them go. They weren't even allowed to use weapons! True fact!
Did you know that the original name for the watermelon was the elephant grape? True fact!
Did you know that baldness is a myth? No one's hair ever falls out. As certain people age their hair slowly becomes invisible. True fact!
Did you know that milk is made by mixing bleached cranberry juice and mashed potatoes? True fact!
Did you know that bananas are a tree's fingers? If you get too close, they'll grab you, and try to peel your fingers as retribution for centuries of abuse from the human race. True fact!
Did you know that in some parts of the world, nose beards are referred to as mustaches? True fact!
Did you know that shampoo is America's least popular flavor of gravy? True fact!
Did you know that lemmings do not commit suicide by jumping off cliffs? The only reason a lemming ever had to jump off a cliff was to go hang gliding. True fact!
Did you know that shoes are disabled roller skates? True fact!
Did you know that walruses are vampire manatees? True fact!
Did you know that the Skunk Glider can soar through the air for up to a mile? That's about four times as far as it can spray its stink juice. True fact!
Did you know that crawdads are hillbilly lobster elves? True fact!
Did you know that scorpions are poisonous lobster elves? True fact!
Did you know that caterpillars are not baby butterflies? That whole "Metamorphosis" thing is just a myth. What kind of a moron would fall for a crazy story like that? Caterpillars are actually baby snakes that have yet to shed their winter coats and legs. True fact!
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