Saturday, December 16, 2017

#TrueFacts 28


Did you know that 100% Natural Cheez Kurlz are actually only 63% natural? They were pretty close, so they rounded up. #TrueFact

Did you know that most species of snowmen went extinct during the last ice age? #TrueFact

Did you know that Burrowing Mime Weasels are vegan? Well, except for Chad over there. But really, is it his fault that chickens are so delicious? I feel like the chickens deserve at least some of the responsibility here. That henhouse was just asking to be raided in the middle of the night. #TrueFact

Did you know that corks are considered legal tender in rural Kentucky? It costs 15 corks and a corncob to buy one fresh possum. #TrueFact

Did you know that fishcakes taste way better with tomato gravy on them? Or was it way worse? I can never remember. #TrueFact

Did you know that the lady who invented the poncho did so because she couldn't figure out how to sew in a zipper? #TrueFact

Did you know that Triscuit crackers are made from compressed bales of dried alfalfa hay? #TrueFact

Did you know that ipecac syrup is made from honeydew and cantaloupe? They really are nature's perfect little vomit inducers. #TrueFact

Did you know that chess is the 3D version of checkers? #TrueFact

Did you know that before settling on "Banjo" as the name for his spiffy new musical invention, Cletus McMulletson wanted to name his revolutionary new instrument the "Honkenplinker"? #TrueFact

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