Do Me A Flavor

So Lays has this contest to win like a million dollars if you invent the new greatest chip. They have this whole website where you can make stuff up. It was just begging for my special brand of humor.



I hate catching typos when there's nothing I can do to fix them...

















 That should read EATS chips. Not sure what happened there. I must have been getting tired.



Yeah, I was tired. By the time I got to this bag I was howling with laughter at my own idea.

So, what do you think? Will I win the million dollars?