Did you know that in most states, it’s illegal to have a favorite child? It’s ok to have a favorite sibling, just frowned upon. #TrueFact
Did you know that McDonald’s in Scotland serve a McHaggis burger? It’s pretty much the same thing as a Big Mac. Without the lies. #TrueFact
Did you know that in a small village in India, a tribe of monkeys domesticated a herd of pigs to use as horses in the India Nappolis Pig-Hundred? #TrueFact
Did you know that some humans lay eggs? They're about the size of an ostrich egg, which other humans occasionally mistake them for. But the human eggs are purple, so why anyone would think it was an ostrich egg is beyond me. #TrueFact
Did you know that if you plant a taco in the ground and water it with salsa, it will eventually grow into a burrito bush? Yeah, I don't know where I get this stuff. At least this one makes more sense than that last one... #TrueFact
Did you know that many Biblical scholars believe that the Apocalyptic Demon Locusts spoken of in the book of Revelation are actually shrimp? This would explain why the consumption of shrimp was forbidden in both the books of Leviticus AND Deuteronomy. #TrueFact
Did you know that black holes are a symptom of cosmic star acne? #TrueFact
Did you know that Ferris wheels are powered by giant invisible hamsters? #TrueFact
Did you know that pork rinds are made of pig's toenails? And you thought they couldn't get any more disgusting. #TrueFact
Did you know that the fear of clownfish is called Ichthycaulrophobia? #TrueF- What? The fear of fish clowns? Wow. Okay, well it's too late to fix now. What a disaster. Goodnight everybody!
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