But now I'm back! And I have posts coming! I won't say how many, or when, but more are coming! Starting with one of my favorite series! Which is probably only funny to me, but who cares. This is my blog.
"I got these pickles with the face of an old lady."
"I saw someone make a rice pudding that haunted me."
"She is definitely hairy and nubbly."
"I wouldn't mind a few pineapple clumps."
"I'm like a mother who wanted a librarian and got a rocket."
"It's a lettuce tornado!"
"It's a Baptist vampire."
"I was channeling a punk rock princess."
"You could give her an affectionate clothespin."
"Mmmm... I like gnawing on q-tips."
"She started collecting a whole bunch of hair from all over the place."
"We're gonna need both our guns for when the burlap comes."
"If you're going to be my pastor, then you should know I make these noises."
"That's like eating a turkey sandwich and hoping for the best."
"I figured he'd like little old ladies breaking the law."
"You've always been a shoe baby."
"He was on that commercial with the roadkill that I loved."
"Did you hear about the night Timmy drank the pancake batter?"
"It's so cute how you still make baby otter noises."
"Is a strange man touching your toes?"
If you like these Out of Context posts as much as I do, you can find the entire collection HERE.
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