EDIT: I updated this post in a few different ways. The new post can be found HERE.
I’ve noticed many repeated themes throughout the last few years of using facebook, and I was inspired to turn them into this post. This may be the first of many, as I still have ideas for new characters, and new things I could do with this. Let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: This post is not intended as anything more than a humor piece. I am not trying to single out any one person to make fun of. That being said, these are all based on various friends I have on facebook, (Or friends of friends) so you might see yourself or your friends here somewhere. Most of these characters are based on more than one friend as these qualities are often in lots of people, and some of my friends inspired more than one of these characters. So you shouldn’t be offended, unless you’re Angry McToiletMouth. You should be ashamed of yourself. :p
The Werld is SO mean! I H8 Evry1!
Supportive Illiterate I LUv U Never 4gt that! UR speshul no matter wut ani1 sez!
Diggin’ 4 Dirt What’s up? Details? Txt me!
Joyful Exclamations YES! So amazing! And He made bluebirds! I love bluebirds! :D <3
Rainbow Sunshine I love them too, Joyful! They’re such precious creatures!
Why can’t these people just grow up and get out of my life?! They never have anything nice to say!
Supportive Illiterate U rock! Dont let nyone tell u difrent If they doo their a CENSORED !Diggin’ 4 Dirt What’s goin on? Text me!
Vaguely McDramaPants Thanks, Supportive! You rock too! <3
Whiney McDramaPants I know just what you meen Sis!
Rainbow Sunshine Grandbabies are such a blessing from God, aren’t they, Grammie?
Grammie Happy They sure are, Rainbow!
Joyful Exclamations I love babies!!!
Supportive Illiterate Ya! U Tel then! Ur awesum! Don’t let the h8ters gt u down!
T. M. Info
Woah! I tottally ate too much beans and now I have serious gas! LoLz!!!
Supportive Illiterate and Lurking Liker Like this
Supportive Illiterate Ur so funy TM! Luv U!
Lefty T. Parrot YOU RACSIT CENSORED !!!!
ACK! Kid #1 Just ate a bug while Kid #2 ate a scoop of sand! I can’t turn my back for a second!
Lurking Liker Likes this
Lefty T. Parrot You are so right! Those Tea CENSORED s CENSORED !!!
Indie Pendant Well, I think Obama has made a serious error in judgment here, but it can’t be easy doing his job.
Lefty T. Parrot Who asked you, you Right-wing CENSORED ?!?!
Indie Pendant I am no Republican! Why can’t we all just get along?
R. W. Republicrazy OBAMA NEEDS TO GET KICKED BY AN OSTRICH IN THE FACE!!!! LOL!!!!
Rabid Liberal Stop posting this garbage on my page!