This post has been a long time in the writing. I had part of it done ages ago, some of it was done even back when I published #10, but then I got busy with other things, and haven't returned to work on it all that often until recently. Work, Road Trip, Moving, School, these things just kind of took away most of my writing time.
Also, for you Doctor Who fans, the first half of this post was written quite awhile ago, not long after Matt Smith announced he was leaving the show, and long before Peter Capaldi was announced as the twelfth doctor, which is why there is no mention of a replacement in the Doctor When post.
WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY IT IS! IT'S JUST SO PEACEFUL! I THINK I'LL MAKE SOME TEA, READ A BOOK, AND JUST ENJOY THE BLISSFUL SILENCE!
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The natural state is the most freeing way to commune with nature! Freedom from clothing allows me to sense all of nature's auras!
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Stop in to our nearest location and try our new "Skinny Fries" Made with 20% less trans fats! These ones don't cause obesity!
In a public bathroom today and from outside the stall I heard a little kid burst in the door and shout "MOM!"
Izzy Illiterate Bahaha!!! he in the rong bathoom to find his mom!!!
Crazy Uncle I really, really wanted to call out in a creepy high-pitched voice "I'm in here my little sugar-pie!" and scare the bajeebers out of him. >:D
Aunty Uncle Well I'm glad you didn't! I wouldn't want to have to come bail you out of jail!
repost this post or you'll die horrabally!!!!1 7 years ago a girl named jenny was alone in her home and she saw this post on a website and she didnt repost it and 27 minutes later she herd a noise in her closet and she looked and there was no one there and then she herd a noise downstairs and she looked and there was no one there and then she herd a noise in her closet again and she looked and there was blood dripping down the walls and she ran into the bathroom and they found her dead the next day drownd in toothpaste!!!!!!!! so repost this post or youll die too!!!!!!!11!!!
Lorenzo Literate Please tell me that you reposted this to be ironic. I really want to believe that you posted this to be ironic.
Izzy Illiterate OMZ THTS HORRABAL!!!!!! I HAV TOO RPOSTT NOW!!!!1!!!!
Lorenzo Literate Of course you do...
repost this post or you'll die horrabally!!!!1 7 years ago a girl named jenny was alone in her home and she saw this post on a website and she didnt repost it and 27 minutes later she herd a noise in her closet and she looked and there was no one there and then she herd a noise downstairs and she looked and there was no one there and then she herd a noise in her closet again and she looked and there was blood dripping down the walls and then she ran into the bathroom and the next day they found her dead drownd in toothpaste!!!!!!!! so repost this post or youll die too!!!!!!!11!!!
Lorenzo Literate I still can't believe that we share the same genes.
Izzy Illiterate i do NOT sharr pants with yu!!! stop making me sond lik im a weerdo!!!
Lorenzo Literate Oh, I don't need to. You do a pretty good job of that all on your own...
Shelly O'Mally needs to be stopped!!! How DARE that ugly hag try to FORCE Americans to eat healthier!!! My kid came home today and said they took out the pop machines out of the school, and started serving SALADS in the cafeteria!!! THIS NANNY STATE IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
Rabid Liberal Well your kid probably needs the salads. I'm sure he's so fat from all that soda that he's already got diabetes.
R.W. Republicrazy She's a girl and she's perfectly healthy you !!!!!!
Indie Pendant I'm not even gonna touch this conversation...
I don't know where I'd be if no one had invented working out! If I didn't lift for at least six hours each day I don't think I'd be the most beautiful human being the world has ever seen!
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One of the triplets just said her first word. It was Butt...
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Izzy Illiterate tat sso funy mrs farzled!!!
T. M. Info A baby after my own heart!
Crazy Uncle BA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
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WHAT?! MARK SMITH IS LEAVING DOCTOR WHEN!
BB Tween WHAT?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! THE SHOW CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS ADORABLENESS!!!!!!
Winston Q Eyeglasses Isn't that what you fangirls said when Daniel Tenant left?
BB Tween Maybe, but that was totally different! We didn't know Mark Smith was coming!
Winston Q Eyeglasses Well, maybe you should reserve judgement until you find out who's replacing Mark Smith.
BB Tween Sorry, but that's just not how fangirls do things. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to my room and sob for a few hours and draw some weepy fan art to upload to my tumbleblog.
T. M. Info
Wow. I ate way too many burritos last night. I feel like I'm pregnant with about five hundred baby ghosts. Woah! Just started giving birth!
Crazy Uncle HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! That's awesome! :D
Mrs. Info I feel as though I need to be wearing a paper bag over my head so that no one knows who I am.
Sadness stains my soul like ketchup on a silken handkerchief. Weep for the handkerchiefs. Weep. Weep. - FamousEmoPoet
After the rain,
Then comes the rainbow.
Drink of the rain
Bathe in the rainbow.
Breathe in the beauty
Flower Child That is the single most beautiful thing I've read all day. I'm crying!
Ashpe cog barthint tobs.
Vaguely McDramaPants Lill, are you drinking and Facbooking again? You know how that usually goes...
Lill Sloshy Nop imm noott dooming thatttttttttttttttttttt
Lill Sloshy skwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap.
Ima Bean Wow, Lill! I never know how inspirational you were! Your depth has moved me to the core!
Sometimes you just need to stuff yourself silly with Oreos. LOL!
So glad to have my Schnookie Pie Cuddle Chunks Home!!!!!
David Duvvie I'm not glad. I'm only here because I'm so sick. Who knew that being a taste tester at the Limburger and blue cheese factory could go so wrong? Now if you'll excuse me, Cuddle Chunks has to go expel chunks.
Be careful of what you post my friends! Big Brother is watching you!
R.W. Republicrazy So true! O'Malley needs to be impeached for spying on us! How dare he invade our privacy like this!
Indie Pendant You realize that he's not doing anything that George Shrub didn't do, right?
R.W. Republicrazy Lies! George Shrub was trying to keep us safe from terrorists! O'Mally is tapping our phonelines to take our freedom and destroy our country!
Rabid Liberal What-EVER! That's the biggest load of elephant garbage I've ever heard! Brock O'Mally is the one trying to fight the terrorists! Shrub was a criminal!
R.W. Republicrazy No, O'Mally is the criminal! He should be arrested! The man is an evil, totalitarian dictator!
Rabid Liberal He is not! Shrub was the dictator! It sickens me how much you people worship him!
Indie Pendant I'm going to leave before I suffocate in this cloud of clueless hypocrisy.
Does anyone want to come over and play with my gravel collection? I still have 5473 more that need names!
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If I see one more "People Eating Tasty Animals" t-shirt, I'm going to feed whoever is wearing it to the nearest heard of crocodiles!
R.W. Republicrazy *Runs for his life*
Rabid Liberal Yeah, you would have one of those shirts. Stupid carnivore.
R.W. Republicrazy *Eats a pile of dead cow burgers* BA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! >:D
Rabid Liberal Good luck with those clogged arteries.
Remember Everyone! A good hug can fix everything! We just need to be willing to make the first move! Leave pride behind, and embrace those you disagree with! I love you all! :)
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