Have you always wanted to write a bucket list? Are you no good at coming up with awesome things to do before you die? Well then have I got the post for you! Here are twenty super-awesome things you can do before you die! Too bad you can only choose one!
1! Snuggle with a shark!
2! Go skinny dipping in Antarctica!
3! Lick a pile of jellyfish!
4! Eat at McDonalds!
5! Saddle a tiger and go for a joy ride!
6! Play chicken with the Wienermobile!
7! Slap a rabid clown!
8! Dive into an abandoned mine full of chocolate pudding!
9! Reveal a politician's secrets!
10! Wet the bed while using an electric blanket from the 1940's!
11! Go cliff diving! At the Grand Canyon!
12! Wear a suit made of bananas while teasing some angry lab chimps!
13! Go hunting with Dick Cheney!
14! Chew on some old dynamite!
15! Make a smoothie with a can of lead paint and some old batteries!
16! Nap in an occupied badger hole!
17! Cuddle a bear cub in front of it's mother!
18! Eat mysterious berries you found in the forest!
19! Subtly hint to a wolverine that it needs a shower!
20! Invent time travel and throw water balloons at a velociraptor!