Rattlesnakes are cute, and they make the best pets.
Totally going Bigfoot hunting! Come at me bro-squatch!
Hairspray + Matches = Awesome!
The forecast calls for heavy volcanoing. #YeahRight
Timmy thinks there's a shark in our swimming pool. Lol! I love how rich the imagination of a child can be!
This bologna smells funny. Oh well.
That old woman was right! It WAS an enchanted sombrero! The snowman is alive!
20 poptarts in one sitting! New record!
Holy cows! Why is that train driving through the field?
Tiger pit? Challenge accepted!
This mime show is awful. Those guys acting like they're dying from his pretend finger guns are the worst actors.
Blowfish sushi? #Fearless
I totally just saw a Pterodactyl in the woods. I'm going back with a camera for proof!
Apple Seeds aren't poison. I'll prove it.
A bottle of lemonade under the sink! Score!
No one ever died from a hotdog eating contest.
YEEHAW!!!! Thanx 4 tha fireworks, @cleatus_1776!!!!!! Time 4 awesum!!!! #Merica
I've never seen this many robins all gathered in one place before! If I didn't know any better I think I'd probably be scared. LOL!