Tuesday, February 19, 2013

If I Were a Troll...

...This is what I'd say...

And by troll, I don't mean the nasty kind that lives under a bridge conspiring to devour innocent Billy Goats, I mean the kind that lurks on YouTube replying to people's stupid comments for the sole purpose of getting a rise out of them.


no, because if you cook ham it turns into beef

I think I'll just sit over here in the corner and cry a little.


i just oredered 1 to cheesy hahahah lol

What the... I don't even know...


eat led moster!!!!!! ha ha ha ha

You're a moster for murdering the English language.


I was scarred and now I'm scarred form life

Yes, yes I'm sure you are.


slap to the face and their is no a fencing!!!

What?


I CANT WATE

And I can't wait until you... Oh never mind. You never will anyway.


your rocken My world today

Well, with your grasp of the English language, "your" not "rocken" mine.


Where  her buy clothing? In Walmart LOL

Where them learn English? In caveman time LOL


nat i am hook more more

Less, Less. Please!


thups up, if u first choose was 3.

I give you a thups down. Please get yourself some help.


No go Oama!!

This person is very anti-Obama, and wants everyone to know about it. Republicans everywhere weep with shame.


Us vegans resent the phrase turkey day!

This was on a thanksgiving video, and was replied to with this comment:

Us omnivores resent you vegans!

To both statements I have the following reply:
We grammar Nazis resent both of your incorrect uses of the pronoun "Us".


fred is again! Please would you do us the happiest Think

I'm sorry, but whatever this mess was may have just broken my brain.


animated ones will never be as good as the original stet up eg clams casino

To whoever originally wrote this comment:
Does this even make sense to you? If so, you need some kind of help, either just grammar, or perhaps psychiatric.


WELL HE GOT THAT FROM THE POLL HOKEY PING PONG TABLE BECAUSE I HAVE A TABEL THAT HAS A POLL TABEL THEN U PULL SOME SWITHCES AND FLIP ITIY TURNS INTO A HOKEY TABLE AND THERE IS A SEPETE PIECE THAT LOOKS LLIKE A PING PON TABLE AND U PUT IT ON THE TABLE ....AND WHEN U DONE U JUST FLIP IT OVER AND PUT IT AWAY

Should I feel sad that I pretty much figured out what this atrocious mess was supposed to mean, or proud that I was smart enough to decipher it?


Each of them have a amazing mind

They might, but you, not so much.


im just lazzy

But at least you're honest.


stop i need to write an essay i need to stop watching videos

My advice is to just keep on watching the videos. It's obvious you're going to fail that essay anyway.


when a kids smarter than you ths first one made me feel stupid

At least you have come to terms with your disability.

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