TRUE FACTS ABOUT LADY GAGA!

A few days ago, for some bizarre reason, I just kept thinking up "True Facts!" about Lady Gaga. My "True facts!" are so random and strange, that making up a bunch about Lady Gaga, the queen of random and strange, just seemed like a perfect match. I ended up with so many facts about her that instead of having them be part of my regular "True Facts!" series, I decided to make them into a completely separate post. As with all my "True Facts!" they are anything but true, though Lady Gaga is such an eccentric, that you never know - some of them might be! :p

Did you know that Lady Gaga's father was President of the Lollipop Guild of the land of Oz? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga's mother was a mermaid immigrant to Oz from Neverland? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga was born in Narnia? After her father's presidency ended, her parents moved to Narnia to settle down and raise a family. Her mother laid the egg containing Baby Gaga soon afterward. True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga came to America through a Narnian portal that led out of an IKEA cabinet? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga rides a unicorn named Glitter Lipstick to work? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga once made a dress out of saltine crackers? Once it started raining she realized she had made a huge mistake and decided to change into her pantsuit made of cheese. True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga has a pet porcupine named David that she wears as a hat? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga was once mistaken for a piece of modern art at a county fair and was awarded best in show? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga holds twenty three Olympic gold medals for swimming? She gets it from her mother's side of the family. True fact!

Did you know that a farmer once mistook Lady Gaga for a space alien? True fact!

Did you know that a space alien once mistook Lady Gaga for his mother-ship? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga has a pet cat named Cinnamon Sticks? She dresses him in a sweater that is made from cinnamon sticks. True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga owns a pygmy marmoset named Buttered Toast With Jam? Buttered Toast With Jam dresses like a jockey and rides Cinnamon Sticks like a tiny pony. True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga only eats birthday cake and moonlight? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga vacations in Wonderland and owns several Jabberwockys? True fact!

Did you know that the Queen of Hearts officially decreed that all of Wonderland fashion should be based on Lady Gaga designs? True fact!

Did you know that even though Mars is officially a Democracy, they still named Lady Gaga their Martian Queen? True fact!

Did you know that Lady Gaga has 12 children? Well, they're not really children, they're 9 doves, 2 goats, and an emu, but she calls them her children. True fact!

Did you know there is a small tribe in Africa that prays to the gods for protection from Lady Gaga? They think that she's the queen of a robot army from the future, come to destroy humanity. True fact!

Did you know that the Blue Fairy is Lady Gaga's aunt? Since the Blue Fairy doesn't have any kids of her own, when she retires to a condo in Florida, Lady Gaga will inherit her wings and wand. She'll then go to live inside the wishing star, returning every night to grant the wishes of little old men who live alone and make puppets. True fact!