Breakfast Personality

According to the ultra-scientific personality test I just took, from the back of a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch, my personality type is "Sweety". Had I chosen my favorite pet to be a circus elephant instead of a parrot, my personality rank would have increased to the level of "Gobbler".

In light of these results I have come to the conclusion that mandatory drug testing should be enforced for anyone aspiring to design cereal boxes for a living.