Little Kids at the Zoo

There’s always lots of little kids around me when I’m at the zoo, and it can be really hilarious to listen to them as they look at the animals. I heard quite a few things that really cracked me up yesterday.

“Do you know why a gawaffe swings it taio? To get da fwies off of it!”

(This was a kid who was only about two or three, and he was talking to two kids about the same age. That’s actually pretty smart for a kid his age!)

“Dad! Wook at da ostwiche’s bottom!”

“Look! A owange!”

“There’s a BABY ostrich!”

“But WHY can’t you eat one?”

“Look! It’s a zebra butt!”

“HEY! They’re havin’ a penguin Par-Tay! HA HA HA HA!!!!”